Dream Grande Media

The Premise

Dream Grande Media is a private revenue engineering firm.

We build and operate eight-figure customer acquisition systems for a closed portfolio of D2C brands in Health, Telemedicine, and Nutraceuticals.

We do not take clients. We take partners.

We do not report ROAS. We report what hit the bank.

The Problem With Every Other Agency

Most agencies optimize for metrics that make them look good.

They'll show you a 4x ROAS while your margins bleed out from COGS, shipping, merchant fees, and refunds. They scale spend to scale their retainer. Your P&L is not their problem.

We've watched brands do $30M in revenue and walk away with nothing. That's not growth. That's theater.

How We Operate

We don't think like marketers. We think like traders. Ad platforms are financial markets. Attention is the asset. We buy it at a fixed cost and arbitrage it into verified net profit—or we shut it down.

What We Actually Build

Paid Acquisition Architecture

Meta, TikTok, YouTube. No SEO. No organic. No hope-based marketing. Paid systems that are predictable, scalable, and profitable.

Full Funnel Buildout

Landing pages, advertorials, VSLs, upsells, order bumps, post-purchase flows. Every touchpoint engineered for conversion.

Creative & Copy

Direct response creative. Not brand fluff. Hooks, angles, avatars, and scripts built from customer psychology and tested at scale.

Tech & Integrations

We own the stack. Tracking, attribution, CRM, fulfillment integrations. If it touches revenue, we control it.

Unit Economics Modeling

We reverse-engineer your P&L before we spend a dollar. We know your breakeven CPAs, your LTV curves, your refund windows. We optimize for what's left after everything is paid.

We've done this across supplements, skincare, pet health, weight loss, telemedicine, and more. All direct-to-consumer. All at scale.

The Only Metric

Net Profit.

Revenue minus COGS. Minus shipping. Minus merchant processing. Minus ad spend. Minus refunds. Minus overhead. What's left is what matters.

"If the bank account isn't growing, the campaign is failing—regardless of what Facebook tells you."

Partnership Protocols

This Is Not For Everyone

We work with a small number of partners at any given time. This is intentional. We're not looking for clients who want to "test" paid ads. We're looking for operators who are ready to scale—and have the infrastructure to handle it.

Infrastructure	Unrestricted volume fulfillment. If we 10x your orders, you can ship them.
Financials	Validated unit economics. You know your numbers. Margins exist.
Liquidity	$500K+ available monthly ad spend. This is the floor, not the ceiling.
Model	D2C only. No B2B. No marketplaces. No wholesale.

If you don't meet these, we're not the right fit—and that's fine. There are plenty of agencies who will take your money. We'd rather wait for the right partner than dilute our focus.